Introduction for international readers

I guess i should use english in this pages, since i really want all the people i know ‘round the globe to read them. But, if we consider my very poor english skills, we can conclude that i’d better write in my mother language…
 
Nevertheless, i feel that it is not always a good thing to do only good things. and, yes!, i know this sentence has no meaning but i know what i want to say, and if you want to understand it too, then read on! or not! 
 
Well, let me explain: writing in Italian is The Good Thing to do. Now try to imagine you are a foreigner and you want to read these lines that will greatly enrich you sad, lonely life: the only thing you can do is to learn italian. But maybe for the day you’ll master it enough to read my words, they won’t be online anymore and thus the three years spent on learning that hard, sometimes illogic language will become wasted time! This teaches us that the good thing is not always a good thing for everyone, since the good thing for everyone is hard to find.
 
Yet, my heart is big and compationable, so i will allow you all to read important words of wisdom, even if in doing so i will rape any foreing language i know! Turning the bad good (turning the Italian English, or Japanese, or Korean, or Hungarian), i will spread joy and happiness in the Cosmos just like Mahavairocana does, all of this just because i have a lot of time to waste. Be grateful to me, my foreing friend!
 
Yours truly, Marco
 

Una Risposta to “Introduction for international readers”

  1. Annalisa Says:

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    beh, se il tuo inglese è scarso allora io posso anche spararmi direttamente!

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